Stages Of A Woman's Life

AgeDrink
17Wine Coolers
25White wine
35Red wine
48Dom Perignon
66Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AgeEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17Need to wash my hair
25Need to wash and condition my hair
35Need to color my hair
48Need to have Francois color my hair
66Need to have Francois color my wig
AgeFAVORITE SPORT
17shopping
25shopping
35shopping
48shopping
66shopping
AgeDRUG
17shopping
25shopping
35shopping
48shopping
66shopping
AgeDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17"Burger King"
25"Free meal"
35"A diamond"
48"A bigger diamond"
66"Home Alone"
AgeFAVORITE FANTASY
17tall, dark, and handsome
25tall, dark, and handsome with money
35tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48a man with hair
66a man
AgeHOUSE PET
17Muffy the cat
25Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48Children from first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
AgeWHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1717
2525
3535
4848
6666
AgeIDEAL DATE
17He offers to pay
25He pays
35He cooks breakfast the next morning
48He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66He can chew breakfast




Submitted By: Chris Tougias
Apr 2, 1997 21:26

This joke is rated: PG
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