The genie says, "Ahh! That's great. I was trapped in there for centuries. I have to give you one wish."
The Irish guy says, "Turn the lake into beer."
The genie says "Done..." He waves his hand, and the lake turns into beer.
The Irish guy says to his pal, "So what do you think?"
The second guy says, "I think you're an a--hole. Now we have to piss in the boat."
Submitted By: Raleigh Mann
Nov 14, 1997 20:27