"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride.
"Impossible", says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not.", the bride explained,
"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
"My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.
"My third husband was a stamp collector . . . . God I miss him."
Submitted By: Anonymous
Apr 15, 1999 13:57