Things That Would Be Different If The Disciples Had Been Gay
- The "Sermon on the Mount" would be a musical.
- Jesus would *never* wear white after Labour Day.
- Priests would get married... wait a minute... never mind.
- The Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce.
- Mary's hair would be FLAWLESS.
- The Temple would not have been cleansed of money changers, just re-decorated.
- The water at the Wedding Feast of Canaan would have turned into dry martinis with just a splash of Curacao for colour.
- The Triumphal Entry just screams for a drag number.
- Replace the "Beatitudes" with "Fabulous are they..."
- The Last Supper would have been a brunch.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 8, 1998 13:08
This joke is rated: PG