"What will be your second wish," the genie asked.
The woman said, "I want to have enoungh money so I will be rich until I die."
POOF- there were huge stacks of $100 bills covering the porch and front yard.
"What will be your last wish," the genie asked.
The woman thought a second and then said, "I want you to change my mangy old cat Thomas into a handsome, young prince."
POOF- there was a very handsome man standing next to the woman with ribbons on his smartly dressed chest.
Thomas turned to the woman and said, "Now don't you regret getting me neutered."
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