Gift Personality

To determine YOUR personality check the gift you'd most like to get:
  1. Candy
  2. Flowers
  3. A sweet poem
  4. Sex
  5. Dinner/Dancing
  6. Waffle iron
If you answered...
  1. CANDY
    It means that
    You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...
    OR
    you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love.
  2. FLOWERS
    It means that
    You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
    OR
    you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
  3. A SWEET POEM
    It means that
    You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...
    OR
    you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
  4. SEX
    It means that
    You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful.
    OR
    you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.
  5. DINNER/DANCING
    It means that
    You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
    OR
    you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
  6. WAFFLE IRON

    It means that
    You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use...
    OR
    you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.



Submitted By: Best of: Humor Mailing List
Nov 25, 1998 08:09

This joke is rated: PG