How To Tell If The Girl Scouts Hate You
- *Your* box of Samoa cookies reads, "Made with real Samoans."
- "Die Yuppie Scum" spelled out in Thin Mints across your
- That burning fleur-de-lis on your lawn.
- You've never heard of a "Peanut Butter with Glass Shards"
- New oath: "A Girl Scout is Courteous and Kind to everyone,
except for Bob Smith."
- Your picture is next to the "Bad Touching" section of the
- Troop meetings always end with a rousing game of "Kick
- The cookies in your box have enough needles in them to
start your own sweatshop.
- Instead of helping you cross the street, they just give
you a swift kick in the ass and push you into traffic.
- Your box of Thin Mints comes with all the chocolate
- When passing by your house, they flip you off and shout,
- Every scout on your block has earned her "Egg Bob Smith's
House" merit badge.
- For their "Animal Behavior" merit badge, they spay
- You wake up to find the head of a "My Little Pony" in
- Burning macram# bag of Rover's excretions left on your
Submitted By: Mike Haddad
Sep 14, 1997 13:41
This joke is rated: PG