Why God Never Got A PhD

  1. He had only one major publication.
  2. It was in Hebrew.
  3. It had no references.
  4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
  5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
  6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
  7. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
  8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
  9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
  10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
  11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  12. Some say he had his son teach the class.
  13. He expelled his first two students for learning.
  14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
  15. His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access mountain tops.
  16. No record of working well with colleagues.

Submitted By: Melissa Moran
Aug 2, 1997 07:04

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