So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious of what the lone man did for a living. So they asked him. The stranger told them that he was a hitman. The friends kind of laughed. The man said "no really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like."
So one of the guys decided he would. He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it. He got all excited about it. He said "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?"
The stranger said "sure."
So the man looked for a second and said "YEAH! You can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! He's naked too!" This upset the man, so he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit.
The hit man replied "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger."
The man said "$1000, ouch! Well, ok. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She is always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, just for screwing around with my wife."
The hit man agrees so he gears up and looks through the scope.
He's looking for about 5 minutes. Well, the man starts to get
impatient and asks the hitman what he is waiting for. The hitman
replies "Just hold on now... I'm about to save you a thousand
Submitted By: Ari Cetron
Sep 9, 1997 05:12