Grandma and Grandpa were sitting on their rocking chairs one lazy afternoon,
Grandpa started feeling spry and reached over and gave Grandma's breast a
squeeze and said "You know Ma, if this would give milk we could get rid of the
To that Grandma said, "Yep we sure could."
After a while Grandpa reach over to Grandma's crotch and gave it a pat and
said, "You know Ma, if this could give eggs we could get rid of the chickens."
Grandma said, "Yep we sure could."
After a short while Grandma reached over to Grandpa and started stroking his
Jewels and said, "You know Pa, if this could get hard we could get rid of your
Submitted By: navneetb
Jul 7, 1997 18:54
This joke is rated: PG