Guys: Figured Out By Name
- Aarons are dependable and talented.
- Allens are preppy.
- Alexes like porno, usally hot in a skater kinda way
- Everyone has an Andy.
- Bens are the smart, silent type.
- Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
- Bob is the universal name.
- Brads try too hard.
- Brandons are dark haired, players.
- Bretts are shy and clumsy.
- Brians usually have only one good feature(but i havent quite found it yet)
- Calebs never grow up.
- Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.
- Chads are hot, quiet but interesting once you get inside.
- Charlies are walking sex.
- Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
- Craigs are a little misguided.
- Dans are thick.
- Daves are impossible to get over.
- Dennis' are quiet, desperate flirts.
- Devons are destined for trouble.
- Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
- Eds are thbp
- Eddies are fast.
- Erics are forgettable.
- Ethans smell .
- Franks and Tonys are Italian Stallions.
- Fred is in the chess club.
- Fredericks could be snotty.
- Garys are gross Nazi's.
- Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
- Glens are either short or intelligent.
- Gregs are bizarre.
- Initial name guys are cool.
- Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive .
- James' are egotistical.
- Jamies are shy but cuddly.
- Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
- Jasons are fun loving and handsome.
- Jeffs are lost puppies, though they are adorable.
- Jeremys are a tad fruity.
- Jimmy's are sweet and sexy!
- Joes are awkward, shy-guys in first date situations.
- Joels are frustrated. tend to hang out with Nelsons
- It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
- Joshes are romantic back-stabbers.
- Justins mess with your mind.
- Kevins have swanky hair.
- Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
- Kens just don't measure-up.
- Korys are egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks.
- Kyles are horny bastards!
- There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
- Leonards are avid bug collectors.
- Lesters are molesters.
- Lonnies are nasty.
- Marcus' are players
- Marks are 'touchy.'
- Martins have a strange sense of humor.
- Matts are queer- one T or two.
- Mikes are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
- Nates are c---y for a reason.
- Nelsons are home-schooled.
- Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.
- Owens have large families and drive fast.
- Patricks are also incredibly sexy.
- Pauls suffer from male-pattern baldness.
- Peters are stalkers.
- Phils are sensitive but geeky.
- Philips are more geeky but equally sensitive.
- Rays are players but majorly hot!
- Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
- Richard--Dick, need I say more?
- Rickies are very senstive,cute, and charming!
- Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
- Robins are tormented.
- Rod (the name itself) is perverted.
- Rons are into pasta.
- Roys are so childish.
- Ryans are never appreciated.
- Sams just like sex.
- Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.
- Shawns are sweet in one-on-one situations.
- Shanes are shady.
- Simons are thin.
- Steves are extremes(usually incredibly good looking incredibly bad)
- Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.
- Timothys like to be mommied.
- Todds are sweet, sporty guys.
- Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
- Tommys are way to possesive & need to get a life!
- Travis' are dumb jocks.
- Tylers are genetically small .
- Vances are good conversationalists.
- Wesleys are romantic.
- Williams are fat.
- Zacks are good looking, but aloof.
Submitted By: Anonymous
May 29, 1998 13:00