Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Doesn't Understand New York City
- Actually ate a street vendor hot dog.
- Sees Statue of Liberty and asks, "Oh, is that new?"
- Believes the Mets can take it all the way this year.
- Gave speech to Hasidic Jews in which she promised to "fight for the rights of you Amish folk."
- Had an exploratory committee look into what an extended middle finger means.
- Looks at Twin Towers, rubs eyes and yells, "Dang! Mama's seeing things!"
- Keeps asking when she'll get to meet Batman.
- Featured guest at her fundraisers: Reggie Miller.
- Thinks the "subway" is just some place Bill takes her for their anniversary dinner.
- Paid $25,000 for a sidewalk Rolex.
Submitted By: Allison Estin
Jul 20, 1999 15:29
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