Two young newlyweds checked into the infamous Watergate Hotel for their honeymoon. The bride was so spooked by being in the same hotel that had been bugged by Nixon, that she made her new husband search the room for any listening devices.

After checking the entire room he finally found a suspicious metal disk on the floor under the carpet. He unscrewed the disk, threw it out the window and they went about their business.

When they checked out the next day, they told the desk clerk that they had a wonderful time. "I'm so glad to hear that" he replied, "because the couple in the room directly under yours had a horrible accident. They were seriously injured when their chandelier fell on them......"