How Many Legs Does a Horse Really Have?

a horse has a set of forelegs in front.

a horse has a set of two legs in back.

four and two is six.

six is an odd number of legs for a horse to have!

the only number both odd and even is infinite.

ERGO: a horse has an infinite number of legs.

QED.

**Submitted By:** *Anonymous*

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