How To Charge For Glasses

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 11, 2001 10:10

This joke is rated: PG