Later, when he got home he saw his wife in front of the oven. He stood in
the doorway and said "Honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" No answer.
He then moved three steps closer and said it again just like the doctor told
him to, and still no answer. He moved three more steps and now he was right
behind her. He shouted "HONEY WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT?"
His wife said, "For the third time, meatloaf you deaf Bastard!"
Submitted By: Melissa
Aug 24, 1997 13:53