Then the cop says, "And I notice you haven't got your seat belt buckled."
The man replies, "Well, officer, I did have it buckled, but then I had to undo it to get my wallet out to show you my license."
His wife says, "That's not true. You haven't had it on the whole time."
He turns to her, gives her a drop dead look, and says, "What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you keep that mouth of your closed? Just shut up!!"
The cop walks around to the wife's side and motions for her to roll down the window.
The cop says, "Does he always talk to you like that?"
She says, "No officer, only when he's drunk."
Submitted By: David Vincent
Jan 18, 1997 12:39