If Men Got Pregnant

  • Maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay
  • There would be a cure for stretch marks
  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete
  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem
  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective
  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained
  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment
  • They wouldn't think twins were so cute
  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags
  • Patenity suits would be a fashion line of clothes
  • They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy
  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees
  • Women would rule the world

Submitted By: Hinjiwar
Jul 3, 1997 17:23

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Gender list