If I Die . . .

A man and his wife are lying in bed one night and she looks at him and asks, "Honey if I die, do you think that you will remarry?"
He thinks about it and says, "Well dear I would hate to have anything happen to you, I love you so much. But I really do like being married and it has been good for me. So I suppose that I would remarry."

So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you suppose that you would live in this house?"
He thinks about it and says, "Dear I love you so much that I don't even want to think about anything happening to you. But I really do like this house and it is close to work, it's almost paid for, and it's been a wonderful house. So I suppose that we would live here."

So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you suppose that you would sleep in this bed?"
He thinks about this and says, "I do love you so much and I hate to think of losing you. But this is a great bed and it is so good for my back. So I suppose that we would sleep in this bed."

So she then asks him, "Honey if I die and you remarry do you suppose that she would use my golf clubs?"
He says, "Oh no, she's left handed."


Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG