Just ahead a stoplight was bright red. The cab shot through the
intersection without slowing down in the slightest. "Are you blind?"
shouted the tourist. "That was a red light!"
The cabbie was unfazed. "I don't believe in red lights, sir, nor do any of my five cab-driving brothers."
After two more hair-raising hurtles through red lights, the tourist was relieved to see a green light. But right before the intersection, the cabbie slammed on the brakes.
"Are you insane?" yelled the passenger. "That was a green light!"
"True, sir," replied the cabbie, "But you never know when one of my brothers may be coming through."
Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
Jul 30, 1997 20:05