Ironic Deaths
- Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic "hunting rifle"
- Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap
- Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps to accept Emmy
- Barry White -- Ambushed by a squad of confused Girl Scout leaders
- Alanis Morissette -- Killed just after winning the lottery at age 98, in a car accident during a traffic jam on her own rainy wedding day while receiving a prepaid free ride from three women who look just like her but with worse hair. Whoa.
- Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a slant board
- Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
- Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris"
- Keith Richards -- Natural causes
- RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
- Madonna -- Exposure
- Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease
- Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor
- Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside of Carpet World
- Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand
- Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins
Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
Nov 7, 1997 20:24