Ironic Deaths

  1. Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic "hunting rifle"
  2. Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap
  3. Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps to accept Emmy
  4. Barry White -- Ambushed by a squad of confused Girl Scout leaders
  5. Alanis Morissette -- Killed just after winning the lottery at age 98, in a car accident during a traffic jam on her own rainy wedding day while receiving a prepaid free ride from three women who look just like her but with worse hair. Whoa.
  6. Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a slant board
  7. Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
  8. Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris"
  9. Keith Richards -- Natural causes
  10. RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
  11. Madonna -- Exposure
  12. Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease
  13. Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor
  14. Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside of Carpet World
  15. Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand
  16. Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins

Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
Nov 7, 1997 20:24

This joke is rated: PG
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