Mama went to the bathroom when Papa returned, and the daughter asked
the same questions. "Papa, whatsa that thing hanging down from thata
"Oh, thatsa hees TRUNKA".
"NO, Papa, whatsa the OTHER thing?"
"Oh, thatsa hees TAIL".
"NOOOOO, PAPA. THAT thing right THERE on THAT ELEPHANT!!!!!" (Daugher is gesturing and pointing wildly by now).
"Oh, thatsa his "penis".
The little girl said innocently, "Mama said it was "nothing".
The father grabbed himself (in the traditional Italian gesture) and said, "Thats a because Mama's a SPOILED".
Submitted By: David Vincent