Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.

In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers... The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So now that not only do you know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well!