Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.
In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers... The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt, and they're awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So now that not only do you know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well!
Submitted By: Mickey Biancaniello
Oct 3, 1997 17:34