Jake Johannsen: Suede Jacket

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. 'I didn't know there were any witnesses,' I replied, 'So now I'll have to kill you too.'"

~ Jake Johannsen

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 19, 2001 06:47

This joke is rated: PG