Jesus Ethnicity

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black

  1. He called everyone "brother"
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Fathers business
  2. He lived at home until he was 33
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time
  3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures

But the the most compelling of all were the 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
  3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 16, 2002 12:36

This joke is rated: PG