Jesus Proofs
    Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
  1. He went into his father's business
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
    Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
  1. He never got married
  2. He never held a steady job
  3. His last request was a drink
    Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
  1. His first name was Jesus
  2. He was always in trouble with the law
  3. His mother did not know who his father was
    Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:
  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He worked in the building trades
    Three proofs that Jesus was Black:
  1. He called everybody brother
  2. He had no permanent address
  3. Nobody would hire him
    Three proofs that Jesus was Californian:
  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot
  3. He invented a new religion
    Three proofs that Jesus was a Redneck:
  1. He was always talking to sleazy women
  2. He was always hanging around his buddies telling fish stories
  3. Everybody crucified him

Submitted By: Anonymous
Mar 17, 1999 15:10

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