Just A Handful
"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled
in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. "He must
have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit," Kelly said. "And a beautiful
thing it was, but not much use in a fight."
Submitted By: Robert Klugiewicz
Jul 30, 1997 20:03
This joke is rated: PG