They arrive at the farm house up the road, and clinton tells the driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his wife what happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face.
Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him "I went inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents introduced me to their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the miss america pageant, they left us alone to have sex for an hour, and when I was finished, I came downstairs and the mother had this bag of cookies for me.
Bill says "What did you tell them?"
The driver replies "I told them I was Bill Clinton's driver, and that I just killed the pig"
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 16, 1998 08:10