Little Johnny Learns About Sex

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. He has been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered what it was, and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to him, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning he described everything to his mother.

Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be geting sick, because she started looking funny. He must have thought so too, becuase he put his hand under her blouse to feel her heart, just like a doctor would, except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

I guess he was getting sick too, because soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold, because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got worse and began to moan and squirm around. They slid down to the end of the couch. This was whin the fever started. I know it was fever because she told him she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what wa making them so sick. A big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It jumped out of his pants and sood there, about 10 inches long, honest; Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away . When sis saw it she really got scared, her eyes got big and her mouth fell open. She started calling out to god and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she had ever seen. I should tell her about the one down at the lake.

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she made a noise and let the eel go - I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pants pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from bitting again.

She laid back and spread her legs so he could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by laying on top of the eel, the eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squeeling and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing the eel between them.

After a while, they both got up and gave a great sigh, Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they had killed the eel. I know it was dead, it just hung there, and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, .... the eel wasn't dead... it jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats, they have nine lives.

This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After 35 minutes of struggling, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time,because I saw sis's boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet.


Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG