She continues to go through the alphabet in this manner. All the while, Little Johnny is begging to be called on. Each time, becoming increasingly insistant. Finally, when she got to the letter 'R,' only Little Johnny had his hand up. Sighing, the teacher said, "All right Johnny, what starts with 'R?'" She braced herself for the worst.
To her surprise, Johnny said "Rat."
"Rat?" the teacher responded. "Why, yes, Johnny. Very good."
"Yeah, rat. A big f---ing rat with a dick this big!"
Submitted By: Mike Haddad
Jun 25, 1998 10:56