Laws Of Nature
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery (husbands) easier to live with.
- Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
- Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
- It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
- The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- John's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.HA-HA
- Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
- Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Submitted By: Kelli
Dec 24, 1997 11:17