Although I was shocked and dismayed by your 1981 attack on President Reagan, I feel that you have paid your debt to society with your lengthy imprisonment. Accordingly, I have issued you a full presidential pardon and ordered your immediate release, without any parole restrictions.
William Jefferson Clinton
President of the United States
P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 16, 1999 12:22