Letter To John Hinkley

John Hinckley receives the following letter in prison:

Dear John:

Although I was shocked and dismayed by your 1981 attack on President Reagan, I feel that you have paid your debt to society with your lengthy imprisonment. Accordingly, I have issued you a full presidential pardon and ordered your immediate release, without any parole restrictions.


William Jefferson Clinton
President of the United States

P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 16, 1999 12:22

This joke is rated: PG