Little Johnny's Gambling Problem

Little Johnny had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything. One day, Johnny's father consulted his teacher.

The teacher said, "I think I know how teach Johnny a real lesson. We'll trap him into a big wager that he'll lose." Johnny's father agreed to cooperate with the plan.

The next day at school, the teacher watched Johnny making wagers with the other children, and she said, "Johnny, I want you to remain after class."
When the others had left the classroom, Johnny walked up to the teacher. Before she could open her mouth, he said, "Don't say it, Teacher! I know what you're going to say, but you're a liar!"
"Johnny!" the startled teacher said. "What are you talking about?"
"You're a fake!" Johnny continued. "How can I believe anything you tell me? You've got this blond hair on your head, but I've seen your bush and it's pitch black!"
Trying to keep her cool, the teacher said, "Johnny, that isn't true."
"I'll bet a dollar it is!" Johnny challenged.
The teacher saw her chance to teach Johnny his lesson. "Make it five dollars and you have a bet," she said.
"You're on!" Johnny whipped out a five-dollar bill.
Before anyone could come into the room, the teacher dropped her panties, spread her legs, and showed Johnny that her pubic hair was as blond as the hair on top of her head.
Johnny hung his head. "You win,' he said, handing her the fiver.
The teacher couldn't wait for him to leave so she could get to a phone to call his father. She reported what had happened and said, "I think we've finally taught him his lesson."
"The hell we have,' the father muttered. "This morning Johnny bet me ten dollars that he'd see your pussy before the day was over."

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 15, 1998 12:41

This joke is rated: R