Application To Join The Mafia
Whazza u name U-Hage
Whazza u howsa nummer U-Streeta

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man Lona-Arranger Prostitutta?

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!) Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? YesNo

For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize
I Keednappa Sumbody's
Protekshun Ragget
Udda Things

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Zumdaze?? YasseNoEh.

U Likka Eata
Garlic? YasseNo
Pizza? YasseNo
Salami?YasseNo

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? YasseNo

U Driva De Car? YasseNo
Gadillac
Buick
Linken
U Likka Likka Spagett?YasseNo
Galamari
Girlze?
Boyze?
(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
1 black shirte widda white tie1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pr. pointie shooz1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pr. cement shooz (come later when you fool around)1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
1 Appy Face Button8x10 picchur--Frank Sinatra
Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!

Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 10, 1998 12:24

This joke is rated: PG