Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
Why did God put men on earth?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
There're usually intended for the children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their a--hole and they vapor-lock.
Why do men masturbate?
It's sex with someone they love.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump women's legs at c---tail parties.
Why did God make man before woman?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white?
So they can tell if they're coming or going.
How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in.
Wife: You wear briefs don't you?
Submitted By: Debora Mackow
Jan 30, 1998 05:52