Q. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. What food best describes most men?
Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A. Women working at 900 numbers.
Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?
A. Exchange him.
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.
Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 15, 1998 07:36