How To Tell If Marv Albert Has Been In Your Hotel Room
- Sign on door amended to read "Maximum Occupancy: 4 persons (or 2 transsexuals and a sportscaster)"
- The drawers are filled with Rebecca Lobo designer brand garters and panties in "Super Plus" sizes.
- When have you ever seen a hotel shoeshine rag with tape on one side and dandruff on the other?
- Bathroom reeks like someone with "nervous trial stomach" just left.
- You're bra is missing. Your panties are missing. The rug is missing.
- The bed is mussed, and even though it had been mussed willingly in the past, that's no reason to expect it not to press charges this time.
- Dennis Rodman drops by to get his panties and garter belt back.
- Lipstick scrawled on the bathroom mirror reads, "If the panties don't fit, you must acquit!"
- The big dent in the mattress, the size XXXXL orange turtleneck, two dozen empty quarts of Good Humor ice cream, and a keg of chocolate sauce. (Oops! That's a sign *FAT* Albert's been in your hotel room.)
- Bubba Smith keeps sending up roses and chocolate.
- Throw rug on the floor is only 8 inches in diameter.
- A quick jump on the bed releases one last lingering echo of "YESSSS!!!!"
- "Marv was here" gnawed into headboard of bed.
- "Saturday" missing from your day-of-the-week panty collection.
- There's a toupee on the nightstand and
a career in the toilet.
Submitted By: Doug "Yes, That's My Real Name" Sunshine
Oct 10, 1997 12:57
This joke is rated: PG