The guy from Corona sits
down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness president replies
"Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"
Submitted By: Melissa Moran
Sep 20, 1997 15:03