| AGE | DRINK |
|---|---|
| 17 | beer |
| 25 | beer |
| 35 | vodka |
| 48 | double vodka |
| 66 | Maalox |
| SEDUCTION LINE | |
| 17 | My parents are away for the weekend. |
| 25 | My girlfriend is away for the weekend. |
| 35 | My fiancee is away for the weekend. |
| 48 | My wife is away for the weekend. |
| 66 | My second wife is dead. |
| FAVORITE SPORT | |
| 17 | sex |
| 25 | sex |
| 35 | sex |
| 48 | sex |
| 66 | napping |
| DRUG | |
| 17 | pot |
| 25 | coke |
| 35 | really good coke |
| 48 | power |
| 66 | coke, a limousine, the company jet |
| DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE | |
| 17 | "tongue" |
| 25 | "breakfast" |
| 35 | "She didn't set back my therapy." |
| 48 | "I didn't bump into her kids." |
| 66 | "Got home alive." |
| FAVORITE FANTASY | |
| 17 | getting to third |
| 25 | airplane sex |
| 35 | menage a trois |
| 48 | taking his company public |
| 66 | Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
| HOUSE PET | |
| 17 | roaches |
| 25 | stoned-out college roommate |
| 35 | Irish setter |
| 48 | children from his first marriage |
| 66 | Barbi |
| WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? | |
| 17 | 25 |
| 25 | 35 |
| 35 | 48 |
| 48 | 66 |
| 66 | 17 |
| IDEAL DATE | |
| 17 | Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in |
| 25 | "Split the check before we go back to my place" |
| 35 | "Just come over." |
| 48 | "Just come over and cook." |
| 66 | sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank |
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 15, 1997 21:56