Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed amediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person inthe world, would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them all tohis palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at atime.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came outbeaming. "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin saidso."
In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty."I am the smallest person in the world. Merlin agrees."
In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and ahalf later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hellis Bill Clinton"
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Feb 28, 1998 09:36