Why Modems Are Better Than Women
- 0. A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.
- 1. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".
- 2. When you're done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep
without feeling guilty.
- 3. A modem won't say a word if you come home late.
- 4. A modem can't collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
- 5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
- 6. A modem doesn't bitch if you sit and play with the computer all night long.
- 7. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
- 8. A modem is flat on top - hence your beer won't fall over.
- 9. A modem doesn't mind if you call another modem.
- A. A modem doesn't require any foreplay - just an initialization command.
- B. A virus you catch from your modem doesn't require a trip to the doctor.
- C. You don't have to bring a modem home to meet your parents.
- D. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
- E. Modems come with an instruction manual.
- F. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG