Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
- Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
- Motorcycles' curves never sag.
- Motorcycles last longer.
- Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
- You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
- Motorcycles don't have parents.
- Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
- You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
- You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
- If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
- You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the
old one is _really_ worn.
- If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
- Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
- When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
- Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
- Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
- New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
you don't get them.
- If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
- If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
- If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
- If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
to correct it.
- You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
- You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
- You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
- You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register
- You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
- If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.
- You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
- Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
- Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
- Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
- Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
- Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
- You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
- It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
- If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
- You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG