Sam smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Sam breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeds her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
The flustered, embarrassed Sam stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"
She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these t-ts! They're pert, full, and they're all mine! My butt - it's firm, doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!"
Clearing his throat once again, Sam stammers - "Well, outside when
you said you heard someone coming - that was me!"
Submitted By: Bob
Aug 28, 1997 21:26