I'm on the muthaf---in case.
[boom chicka wap wap widget widget widget]
I be jackin'.
I be crimpin'.
I be tracin'.
I be pingin'
I be routin' yo packets like a Cisco;
I'm gonna grease yo cables with Crisco.
[widget widget widget wi wi wi widget widget]
Give me a serial cable and a Qume,
and I'll be flyin'.
I'll clear the muthaf---in room.
You don't f--- with me: my crimper's got fangs.
I'll take all your dots, and turn 'em inta bangs.
So I'm movin' yo data like a GIGAswitch HPPI;
You do a traceroute, and you think it's kinda trippy
When it don't hop no place; it comes straight to me;
I got electro-magnets in my TCP.
[boom boom wap chicka widget widget widget]
Some cracker cuts yo fiber with a hatchet?
I'll rap his f---in' head in with a ratchet,
cuz I'm the Netmaster. 10baseT is in the house;
I'm clackin' on yo keyboard, I'm clickin on yo mouse.
And you better watch out , cuz I'm sniffin yo packets
Got a mile o' CAT-5 with the insulator jacket.
[chicka wap chicka widget chicka boom boom pppfffffttt]
I'm seeing all ones from the back o' the jack;
I'm tellin' the telco they all smokin' crack.
I can loop ya f---in' link in a minute.
Give me a console port...and I'm up in it.
Cuz I'm a bad-ass admin on the net...
...straight outta Netcom: crazy muthaf---a with a terminator.
I'm gonna trace yo ass.
So, you best not be slackin'.
you know that I'll be hackin'.
Got the GIGAswitch HPPI muthaf---in' connectivity.
[widget wap chicka boom wappity boom boom]
While all the other admins' on a picnic...
I'm on the case; I'm bustin' on Mitnick.
Your friends on trex all usin' PGP?
I'll f---in' read it in hex; that ain't s--- to me.
Cuz I'm what the muthaf---as call connected.
Your packet comes to me it gets rejected.
I can see you through the fiber, got yo mouse in yo hand with the muthaf---in' spam that's consumin' my bandwidth.
[waka waka widget wap widget chicka widget]
You got yo routes all flappin'.
And yo packets all droppin,
You say you got problems on the net?
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
It's gonna run...LIKE BUTTA.
[widget chicka sssiizzzafffiittzzz]
Peace. I'm outta here.
Submitted By: Netmaster 10baseT
Jan 25, 1999 13:21