Things You Would Never Hear A Man Say To Another Man
- Does my butt look fat in this?
- I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis?
- I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth!
- Yours is bigger than mine.
- I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous.
- There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably.
- Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them!
- You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals.
- I'm deeply offended by young women who go braless.
- Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jan 9, 1998 11:44
This joke is rated: PG