New Slogans For Florida

Florida: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
Florida: Home of electile dysfunction.
Florida: We count more than you do.
Florida: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
Florida: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
Florida: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
Florida: Viagra voters do it again!
Florida: What comes after 17,311?
Florida: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
Florida: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
Florida: We don't just cheat in football.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Sign on I-95: Florida this way, no that way,5 miles, wait 10 miles.

Submitted By: Anonymous
Nov 28, 2000 06:58

This joke is rated: PG