Top 10 Reasons Not To Date An Engineer

  1. T-shirt and jean are their formal dress. Hot dog and a 6-pack is their seven course meal.
  2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
  3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat.
  4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm, daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
  5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
  6. Listens to classic rock only. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
  7. Touches his car more than you.
  8. Talks in acronym.
  9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
  10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

Submitted By: Anonymous

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