Ways To Say Not Too Bright

  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
  • A room temperature IQ.
  • Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
  • A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
  • A photographic memory, but the lens cover is still on.
  • A prime candidate for natural deselection.
  • Bright as Alaska in mid-winter.
  • One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
  • Donated his body to scientists... Before he was done using it.
  • During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
  • Fell out of the family tree.
  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
  • He's so dense, light bends around him.
  • If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
  • One neuron short of a synapse.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
  • Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
  • Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

Submitted By: Ari Cetron
Jul 7, 1997 19:04

This joke is rated: PG
Tags: Idiots list