Top 10 Reasons To Be A Nuclear Engineer

  1. you can impress your friends
  2. you can scare your enemies
  3. You'll make those Chem guys jealous that your bombs are bigger than their bombs.
  4. You'll get to use the pick-up line, "Mine glows in the dark."
  5. In the event of a holocaust, you'll know where to hide.
  6. "Fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer."
  7. You can tell people, "I'm naturally radioactive, so back off!"
  8. Nuc E's make better breeders.
  9. Nuc E's have better rod control.
  10. Just to tick off those Greenpeace guys.

Submitted By: Anonymous

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