Top 10 Reasons To Be A Nuclear Engineer
- you can impress your friends
- you can scare your enemies
- You'll make those Chem guys jealous that your bombs are
bigger than their bombs.
- You'll get to use the pick-up line, "Mine glows in the dark."
- In the event of a holocaust, you'll know where to hide.
- "Fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer."
- You can tell people, "I'm naturally radioactive, so back off!"
- Nuc E's make better breeders.
- Nuc E's have better rod control.
- Just to tick off those Greenpeace guys.
Submitted By: Anonymous
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