Two nuns got on the train in Tampa,Fl Taking a trip to Orlando. The Train stopped and picked up passengers in Plant CIty , the strawberry capital of the world, and a sleezy man in a trench coat stood by the two nuns as all seats were taken.

After the train started to move the two nuns felt a little un-comfortable as it was obvious to them that the man had no clothes on under his new y2k-trench coat. The man feel asleep leaning against the back of the seat and to the nuns amazement his coat opened up.

The one nun had a stroke....... the other couldn't reach it.